The Five Ls

There are not five of us, and no one knows what the L stands for. We are a music band, for people ears. A unified front of professional champions, champion victory winners, and renaissance men. We draw on just about all kinds of music for inspiration, and we have a damn good time doing it. Plus, there are like seven of us, we rock you 1.4 times as hard as the average band. We're not big fans of the newest season of The Office, but the old ones were kickass. Looking back, we're not sure why anyone thought Home Improvement was so funny. It was probably the weird noises Tim Allen made, but I think secretly we all watched just hoping to catch a glimpse of the neighbor's face. That show would never work these days, everybody would just look the actor up on IMDB and then show their friends and be like "Hey, this is the guy from Home Improvement."

History of The Five Ls

Long ago, there were 100 samurai and 100 matadors who crossed paths in Ether Steeds. While silently passing each other, one of the samurai stepped on a matador's cape. "What!?" echoed across the hills and an epic battle ensued. The samurai were relentless warriors, it could not be denied. The matadors were no less brutal, they were known for slashing sixteen lines in the chest of any who offended them. When the smoke finally cleared, the seven of us came walking out looking totally badass, especially me. Seeing the clear power and glory among us, we decided to be something new and we formed The Five Ls.

Main Influences on The Five Ls

36 Crazy Fists, Clutch, jelly beans, Gladys Knight (but not the Pips), Motley Crue, Incubus, Steel Panther, Eddie Murphy (the singer, not the comedian), tacos, gravy, Frank Zappa, Mike Patton, Tool, Kool Keith, more tacos...